When someone says "Mormons worship Joseph Smith...
sistergresham: and they’re all like: and I’m like “are you serious?” then:
Satan attempts to focus our sight on our own insignificance until we begin to...– Dieter F. Uchtdorf (via teapartiesandtwitter)
booshbaby: Tony: “Jarvis, how are we?” Jarvis: “It’s totally fine, sir. I seem to do quite well for a stretch and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.”